Dear Hillary,

      Congratulations on your big win in Pennsylvania!

      I'm so glad I could be of assistance to you in your time of great need.  It appears that my endorsement really paid off.

       As I mentioned in my letter last week the subtlety of your evil is what really turns me on.  It's not just inserting Osama Bin Laden into the discussion with your final Pennsylvania ad, but the brilliance of taking a 15-point drop in the polls over the course of six weeks and turning it into a massive victory is...is...well I just don't know what to say.  You're an amazing woman Hillary.

      I'd also like to commend you on your small victory against democracy.  I don't have all the details yet, but when I was watching CNN earlier this evening I heard something about voters who had changed parties being turned away at the polls without being given a provisional ballot.  That is just amazing.  It's one thing to beat their votes in court after the election, but to simply eliminate that step all together...wow.  I don't know how you pulled it off, but you are an inspiration to malevolent leaders parading around as democrats everywhere.

      While the forces of evil are sure to be celebrating in full force tonight after beating that goody two-shoes Obama guy, we must stay focused.  There is work ahead in the days to come.

      It looks like we might lose North Carolina, but Indiana...now there is a state I can be of some assistance in.  It's one of my favorites!

      In fact, my friends in the KKK have a long history there.  A lot of people don't know this but my good friend Edward Jackson, who was a Klansman was elected governor of the state in 1924.  The wonderfully evil people of Indiana also have only voted for a Democrat for President once since 1936.  That should bode well for your Republican-style campaign, after all, you've gone to the right of John McCain on Iran!  With $5 per gallon oil and the global famine that'll result from it (it's started already, in case you haven't heard), I smell Armageddon coming!!!

       Oh, I almost forgot, have you ever driven through Gary?  Oh, it is wonderful.  They have recreated a scale model of my hometown here in Hell.  Try driving through there at night, it is uncanny.  The flames, the murder, the smell, perfect.

      The point is Hillary, I have some great subtle and racist lines which I'm sure you'll be able to use in Indiana in the next couple weeks, and in North Carolina for that matter.  I don't want to mention them now because I'm afraid that bastard Stonecipher might dig up the dirt on me and ruin the surprises.

      I'll just go ahead and forward them to Mark Penn tonight.  He can figure out which of your surrogates drops them and where.

      Once again, congratulations on your big win!  I hope I can be of assistance again in Indiana and North Carolina.  Let's show America that hope can still be crushed by evil and that the dark side is still in charge!  Go Hillary Go!

Your Friend and Supporter,

Satan